Thursday, December 31, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR


A HAZY, INCOMPLETE + EVOLVING LIST OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FROM THE LAST DECADE:

THE WEATHER ON NEW YEAR'S DAY OF 2000 IN HUNTINGTON, RAPPING ONSTAGE WITH THE ANNIVERSARY, THE MOON AND ANTARCTICA, 9-11, THE ARGUMENT, LOSING MY VIRGINITY, THE BFF BBQ, DRESSING UP AS THE STROKES FOR HALLOWEEN, GETTING DUMPED AND YANKEE HOTEL FOXTROT COMING OUT ON THE SAME DAY, ADAPTATION, LEAVES TURN INSIDE YOU, KID A + AMNESIAC, SEEING WESLEY WILLIS AT KOO'S CAFE, MURDER CITY DEVIL'S + BOTCH, THE BAND I WAS IN WITH A.J + JACOB + PAUL IN 2001 THAT ONLY PLAYED TWO SHOWS AND WAS A TOTAL VAYA RIPOFF, BEING CLASS PRESIDENT, GETTING A HANDJOB OUTSIDE OF TRINITY BROADCASTING NETWORK, DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, SEEING CHROMEO IN LA WITH RACHAEL PETACH, THE INTELLIGISTA'S RESIDENCY AT KONA LANES, SLEEPING WITH ALI YOUNG, KITTEN + BITTEN, FILE UNDER: PUNK, BLOOD MONEY + ALICE, COFFEE + CIGARETTES, DROPPING OUT OF COLLEGE RIGHT WHEN THE COLLEGE DROPOUT DROPPED, WORKING AT EXPO VIDEO, THE PARTY I HAD AT THE APARTMENT I GREW UP IN RIGHT BEFORE I HAD TO MOVE OUT, SUNG TONGS, EATING CHEAP LOBSTERS IN MEXICO, SIX FEET UNDER + CURB YR ENTHUSIASM, MEETING DAVID CROSS IN NEW YORK, GETTING HIGH AND SEEING SIGUR ROS IN AN OPERA HOUSE, REAL WORLD: AUSTIN, ELEPHANT EYELASH, ALL THE TIME THAT I HAD TO MYSELF DURING THE TWO AND A HALF WEEKS I WAS IN CANADA MOST OF WHICH I FILLED BY WALKING AROUND AND GOING TO MOVIES ALONE, BEING ON TRL, EATING BUGS ON THE BEACH IN BRISBANE, BEACHES AND CANYONS + CREATURE COMFORTS (AND REALLY EVERYTHING ELSE THAT BLACK DICE DID, AND ESPECIALLY THE MILES OF SMILES 12"), EATING XANAX AND WANDERING AROUND OSAKA BY MYSELF, THOSE MENOMENA RECORDS, SONIC NURSE, GETTING HIGH WITH A WOODEN ELEPHANT PIPE AND LISTENING TO NYC GHOSTS + FLOWERS ON THE FLOOR IN THE BATHROOM OF THE JUPITER INN WITH STEPHANIE, KIM GORDON BORROWING A LIGHTER FROM ME IN BELGIUM, GRILLED DUCK + BORDEAUX IN PARIS, A GHOST IS BORN, LUNAR PARK, STONEHENGE, THE MONTREAL MUSEUM OF MODERN ART, SMOKING HASH AND WANDERING AROUND NOTTINGHAM ALONE WITH A BOTTLE OF GOOD SCOTCH, LIVING IN ORANGE AND RIDING A TANDEM, FINALLY GOING TO MAINE, HELPING STEPH WORK A BOOTH AT ROSE BOWL, SEEING WILCO IN CHICAGO, SEEING MORRISSEY IN GERMANY, MEETING TRENT REZNOR AT THE KERRANG AWARDS AND TELLING HIM ABOUT MY HOMEMADE NIN SHIRT THAT I USED TO WEAR EVERYDAY IN SIXTH GRADE, NYE '07 IN SAN FRAN, GETTING DRUNK WITH BOB NANNA IN DETROIT, PERSON PITCH, LIZ PHAIR AT THE FILMORE PLAYING "EXILE ON GUYVILLE", SEEING RADIOHEAD IN FLORIDA, QUITTING HELLOGOODBYE, UN DIA, SEEING DYLAN IN SANTA BARBARA FROM THE THIRD ROW, WEIRDO RIPPERS, DOING MUSHROOMS WITH STEVE AND ALEX IN JOSHUA TREE, DOING MUSHROOMS WITH ALEX AND SEEING: SPIRITUALIZED + NICK CAVE, MY APARTMENT ON TULAROSA, THE AIR FORCE BY XIU XIU, THAT WOMEN RECORD, THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY, EATING MEXICAN BREAKFASTS IN DENVER, WHEN I USED TO PICK STEPHANIE UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION, TK'S HOUSEWARMING PARTY IN WEST ADAMS HEIGHTS, HOME + MASA + EL GRAND BURRITO, DOING MUSHROOMS AND GOING TO SEE SUN ARAW + DUCKTAILS, LEARNING TO MOD PODGE, LIVING AT TAYLOR'S DURING THE SUMMER OF '09, DOING GOOD COKE WITH ALEX AND JON IN THE PARKING LOT OF MAESTRO'S AT MARCUS'S BACHELOR PARTY, MY 24th BIRTHDAY, DRIVING THE WOLFF OUT TO NOLA, SEEING THE SLITS AT THE ECHO, ALL THE RECORDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS I FORGOT + ALL OF MY FUCK-UPS THAT I LOOK BACK UPON WITH FOND REMEMBERENCE. I MISS YOU ALL SO SO MUCH.

Friday, December 25, 2009

MERRY XMAS


Monday, December 14, 2009

DANG


PROBABLY REALLY GONNA MISS IT WHEN A SLOW DAY AT WORK CONSISTS OF GETTING REALLY REALLY HIGH AND WATCHING OLD VIDEOS OF THE TIME... BUT PROBABLY ONLY SOMETIMES...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

APPLY LIKE CHAPSTICK


I DUNNO EXACTLY WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE RE-REs IN THIS VIDEO BUT THIS WAS ALL I WANTED TO LISTEN TO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING... IS IT RAINING RIGHT NOW?


I GOT A 40 OF PEP-SI, A GIRL IN BED-STUY..

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

SIGH


JUST WANNA HAVE A "TWITTER" THAT PEOPLE "FOLLOW"...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

VIA KENNY


ALL I'VE GOT


Sunday, November 29, 2009

UGGGGHHHH

WHAT ELSE TO DO BESIDES GET STONED AND WATCH KOLCHAK? I'M GOING TO GO NUTS. TAPES AND MOD PODGE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING. I'VE PUKED WAY TOO MANY TIMES TODAY. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE EITHER A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME OR A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY. PILLS WOULD BE NICE. MISTAKES MISTAKES MISTAKES. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN...

Saturday, November 28, 2009

LIFE ADVICE


DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO WAS NEVER PUNK OR DOESN'T LIKE BOB DYLAN. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO HAS NEVER DONE DRUGS. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO TALKS LOUDLY ABOUT THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO TALKS ABOUT A BAND THAT THEY'RE FRIENDS WITH. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WITH A TWITTER. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO WATCHES REALITY TELEVISION. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO OWNS ANY AMERICAN APPAREL. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO LISTENS TO TALK RADIO. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO LIKED THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY THAT ISN'T DOWN WITH THE GAYS. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO RIDES A FIXIE. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T WEAR SHORTS (DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO'S TRYING TOO HARD). DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE SIMPSONS. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WITH A MOUSTACHE (THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING SERIOUS ONE). DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO'S FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO WAITS IN LINE TO GET INTO SOMEWHERE TO DRINK AND DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO HANGS OUT IN CROWDED FAUX-DIVES. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE STAR WARS OR BASEBALL. DID I MENTION PUNK MUSIC? COME ON, SERIOUSLY! DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T OWN PENIS ENVY OR THE FIRST SUICIDE RECORD. THIS IS ALL SIMPLE SHIT THAT WE ALL NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL ABOUT. YOU BASICALLY CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE SO CHOOSE YR TEAM WISELY...

...HAVING SAID THAT, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

QUICK THANX


A QUICK LIST OF THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR:

MOD PODGE, INSTANT NETFLIX FOR THE PS3, CIGARETTES, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, FAMILY TIES, CATS + DOGS, AFRICA, INDECISION, PIZZA, BOWLING, BENZODIAZEPINES, SIR VICTOR UWAIFO, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000, FUNKY TREES, THE "NERVOUS BREAKDOWN" + "JEALOUS AGAIN" EPs, BOURBON, SKATEBOARDS, OLD STEVE MARTIN STAND-UP ROUTINES, CLIFFS, BASICALLY ALL BIRDS, NEW YORK CITY, NOSTALGIA, PUKING, COFFEE + TEA, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SONIC YOUTH, BASEBALL, SNORKELS, BREAKFAST BURRITOS, PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS, KINDA LOS ANGELES, MY TWO-TRACK TAPE MACHINE WITH ONE BROKEN TRACK (SHOULD PROBABLY BE AT THE TOP), JAMAICA, ORBIT SPEARMINT BIGGIE PACKS, THE SLITS, SOUTH AMERICA, TACHI + THE WOLFF, JOHN CASSAVETES, DEPRESSION (THE SONG + THE FEELING), KOPA ROOM, THE VCR BRETT LOANED ME, ROSETTA STONE, DE LA, BLACK DICE, NOT BEING IN A TERRIBLE BAND, BOOKS, STORES WITH WEIRD SHIT IN THEM, DIRTY SHIRTS, COOL BREEZES, BEACHES, EMPTY ROADS, STORIES, LAUNDRYMATS, NOT NOT FUN, CHARLIE KAUFMAN, TOM WAITS, SUMMERTIME, HOMEMADE DRUMSTICKS, CEREAL SANS MILK, WOODSMOKE, PUNK ROCK, SOUTH PARK, TOAST (AND ENGLISH MUFFINS), SURF MUSIC, NBA JAM, DOUGHNUT HOLES, BUDWEISER, FIESTA GRILL, ART SUPPLY WAREHOUSE, SOVIET BIG MUFFS, JUPITER, GOOD VIBES, DAVID BYRNE, NOLA, INDIAN FOOD, THE CLOTHES I ALWAYS WEAR, EVERY FRIEND I NEVER SEE + ALL THE MISTAKES I ALWAYS MAKE (PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE).

Monday, November 23, 2009

WORRIED


DEAR DOC,

HOW'S IT GOING WITH THAT TIME MACHINE? YOU WORK OUT ALL THE KINKS YET? GOT THAT FLUX CAPACITOR ALL FIGURED OUT? I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY WORRIED THAT IF I DON'T TAKE THE DELOREAN BACK TO 1983 AND MARRY JUSTINE BATEMAN, MY DICK MIGHT EXPLODE. HELP ME DOC.

JRK

P.S. SORRY, I WOULD HAVE ASKED MARTY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE IS TAKING A LIL SNOOZER...

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

AYY YAY OOO AHH


YR A TIGER, DRUMS AND SUN...

Friday, October 30, 2009

ALL SOUL'S DAY


EVEN IF IT ISN'T FOR A FEW DAYS...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

RAISIN HELL


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

SHHHHH


MAKIN TAPES. SELLIN THE RABBIT. PAYIN DEBTS. GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE. IT'S ABOUT TIME. IS IT 2010 YET?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE


I MAKE A LOT OF BAD DECISIONS, SORRY.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

DEAR ECUADOR



THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL MUSHROOMS!

YES PLEASE.

BEER PLEASE. THE RHYTHM SECTION OF THE TALKING HEADS. THE MIND PLANES. GOOD DRUGS AND THE X-FILES. SOME BRIAN ENO RECORDS. A CLASH 10". TAPES PLEASE. WARM WEATHER. JUST SOME PIZZA, PLEASE. ME AS I USED TO BE. HAND DRUMS + MARACAS. A CHANGE OF PACE + LOCAL. MY NETFLIX QUEUE ALL IN ORDER. SOME MORE BEERS + PLENTY OF CIGARETTES. LIFE IS GRAND. MY SHOES FIT FINE AND DON'T SMELL TOO BAD. SEINFELD. COOL BREEZES APLENTY. FULL MOONS AND THE DODGERS BEAT THE CARDS AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING SOON. NOT MISSING ST. LOUIS OR ILLINOIS AT ALL. NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU OR YOU. NOT TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY COCKROACHES ANYMORE. MY MIND FEELS FRESH. YES PLEASE.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

MIND CRUISE #2


ED GRIMLEY DOLL PIC COURTESY OF THE WOLFF. 











Sunday, October 4, 2009

Saturday, October 3, 2009

FUCK


I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A CAMERA TO NOLA. 

Sunday, September 27, 2009

OUTTIE


OFF TO NEW ORLEANS. CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I STAYED IN ONE PLACE FOR SO LONG. ALL I WANT IS A CLEAR HEAD.




Friday, September 25, 2009

BIG WILLY STYLE


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY! I LOVE YOU...


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

HUM


THAT TIME'A YEAR...



BONUS: A TRUNCATED VERSION, BUT LISTEN TO THAT FEEDBACK.


ATTN:


LISTEN BUDDY, YOU CAN CHURCH UP THE NAME OF YOUR COMPANY ALL YOU WANT (OOOH, OAK HARBOR FREIGHT LINES, HOW REFINED) AND TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOING FOR SOME KIND OF "AUTUMN IN ROCHESTER" VIBE WITH THE ARTWORK BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YER DRIVING AROUND IN A TRUCK WITH FIVE GIANT RASTAFARIAN VAGINAS ON IT. WAY TO GO, CHAMP.


Sunday, September 20, 2009

DEAR JESSE


PLEASE STOP DRINKING.

LOVE, JESSE.

"WHAT HAPPENED?"




CAN'T BELIEVE MARC'S GETTING MARRIED. WHAT AM I DOING? I'M LOSING IT. TOO MUCH DEWAR'S AND TOO MANY OLD NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS. I'M GONNA BE FINE, OK? OK, OK, OK, OK.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SUN ARAW! DUCKTAILS! TONIGHT!!


IF YR NOT GOING TO THIS TONIGHT, YR PRETTY SORRY!!

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH: "HIP"


I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH OF THE WORD "HIP" AND THIS IS WHAT CAME UP:

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

MEDITATION ON POPULAR CULTURE


ARE YOU THERE BLOG?? IT'S ME, ___________

HEY THERE BLOGGY. I'M FEELING A LITTLE OUT OF SORTS TODAY. WRITING IN SOME SORT OF PUBLIC DIARY ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER (MORE RELEVANT/RESOLVED/CONNECTED TO PEOPLE) SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST CHECK IN TO SAY "WHAT'S UP" (LIKE THE FOUR NON BLONDES). ANYWAYS, LIKE I SAID, I'M JUST FEELING A LIL CONFUSED... KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS DUDE NAMED KANYE WEST WHO DID SOME CRAZY ZANY STUFF AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS... I GUESS KANYE GOT UPSET THAT DESTINY'S CHILD DIDN'T WIN FOR A MOVIE CALLED "DREAMGIRLS" AND SO HE STORMED THE STAGE AND DECLARED THAT LEANN RIMES (WHO HAD APPARENTLY JUST WON BEST FEMALE VOCALS FOR THAT SONG FROM "CON AIR" THAT'S PLAYING AFTER NICHOLAS CAGE STABS THAT GUY OUTSIDE OF THE BAR AND HE KNOW'S HE'S FUCKED AND HE'S GOING TO JAIL AND HE'S GETS ALL CONTEMPLATIVE THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE'S GOING TO MISS HIS LIL HUMMINGBIRD) DIDN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE AND THAT DESTINY'S CHILD WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT/INFLUENTIAL BANDS OF ALL TIME [VIA P2K] AND APPARENTLY LEANN RIMES WAS SO SHOOK UP SHE COULDN'T EVEN FINISH HER SPEECH. 



INSANE THAT THEY SENT NICK TO JAIL... IT WAS SELF DEFENSE, DUH CUSAK. 

WTF BLOG?? WTF IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF "POPULAR CULTURE"? I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO MAKE A BIG SCENE OR SOMETHING. LIKE NOBODY CAN CHILL OR WHATEVER. IS THIS SOME KINDA POST-BUSH/OBAMA THING? MAINLY, I'M JUST FEELING KINDA DISCONNECTED. FEELING LIKE I KINDA MISS THE OLD DAYS WHEN I WAS EXCITED TO JUST SIGN ONLINE AND CHECK OUT A COUPLE OF MAJOR CELEBLOGS... SEE WHAT BRITNEY WAS UP TO AND HAVE A LIL LAUGH... FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T FELT THE EXCITEMENT THAT I USED TO FEEL WHEN A NEW CELEB CROTCHSHOT OR NIPSLIP TURNED UP ON THE DUDE FROM FIGHT CLUB'S BLOG... I'M JUST FEELING COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED FROM THE CURRENT STATE OF "POP CULTURE" AND I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED... I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS I TIME WHEN I WAS TOTALLY CONNECTED TO ONE UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS VIA STARBUCKS / AIRPORTS / US WEEKLY / REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS (AND MTV IN GENERAL) / LIKING MAINSTREAM POP SONGS IRONICLY / READING THE DA VINCI CODE ON A VACAY / SOCIAL NETWORKING / BUZZ BANDS / TALKING SHIT ON PEOPLE / DESIGNER DOGS / CELEB + MUSIC GOSSIP BLOGS / AWARD SHOWS... KINDA WISH IT WAS STILL THAT SIMPLE. I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IS POPULAR + RELEVANT ANYMORE... I HEAR A LOT ABOUT LADY DI'S REPLACEMENT, LADY GAGA, BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER (LIKE IF SHE IS A HUMANITARIAN / SEXY / ACTUALLY A CHICK) AND DON'T KNOW IF IT WOULD BE A MAJOR DEFINING MOMENT IN CONTEMPORARY POP CULTURE IF SHE DIED... 


STILL THINKING ABOUT YOU THREE DAYS LATER : /

SPEAKING OF DYING, I HEARD ABOUT A FAMOUS DUDE NAMED PAT SWAYZE WHO JUST DIED OF SMOKING DISEASE... APPARENTLY HE HAD A HEART OF GOLD AND WASN'T AFRAID TO PLAY SENSITIVE YET HARDASS CHARACTERS WHO PLAYED BY THEIR OWN RULES AND MOLESTED YOUNG JEWISH GIRLS... HEARD THAT THE BAND STEELY DAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM CALLED "THE BODHISATTVA" THAT YOU CAN PLAY ON THE ROCK BAND... I ALSO HEARD ABOUT HOW THE BEATLES FINALLY PUT OUT SOME NEW ALBUMS AND DEBUTED THEM ON ROCK BAND... I FEEL LIKE THAT'S SOMETHING THAT CAN CONNECT CONTEMPORARY POP CULTURE TO BOOMER POP CULTURE (THE ONLY REAL TRUE + AUTHENTIC + RELEVANT POP CULTURE, ACCORDING TO BOOMERS) AND MAYBE EVEN HELP TO "SHATTER THE GENERATION GAP" BETWEEN THE BOOMS + THE MILLENNIALS... 


THINK I MIGHT THROW A "ROCK BAND" THEMED PARTY...

BUT I DIGRESS... READING THE P2K HAS HELPED ME A LOT WITH RECONCILING MY LOST CONNECTION TO POPULAR CULTURE AS WELL AS HELPING ME TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OF "HOW DID I GET HERE?" ( - DAVID BYRNE) AND "WHERE DO [I] GO FROM HERE" ( - THE BLINKS, IMPORTANT POP-PUNK CULTURE ICONS) ETC... THE P2K REMINDED ME OF ALL THOSE PAST MOMENTS WHEN I FELT CONNECTED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD (WHITES) VIA POP SONGS... WHO COULD EVER FORGET THE UNADULTERATED + LIBERATING + THRILLING FEELING OF HEARING "SINCE U BEEN GONE" FOR THE FIRST TIME... BETTER YET WAS SEEING THE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST TIME AND REMEMBERING THE STING OF YOUR FIRST HEARTBREAK... AND REMEMBERING HOW YOU LEARNED HOW TO BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME... IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I GOT THAT KIND OF FEELING FROM A SONG. BUT I THINK THAT PEOPLE JUST CHANGE - I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I HAVE. I AM WISTFUL ABOUT MY PAST BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE ASSIMILATED INTO ADULTHOOD IN AN ORGANIC/INDIE FASHION... I FEEL LIKE I HAVE JUST KINDA SETTLED DOWN A LITTLE BIT, AND THAT THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE HAVE BECOME REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME... LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN, REALITY TELEVISION JUST DOESN'T SEEM VERY RELEVANT... SEEMS KINDA LIKE SOMETHING THAT POOR PEOPLE + BORING GIRLS WATCH TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES... I FEEL LIKE I HAVE GOTTEN MUCH MORE AUTHENTIC IN MY TASTES... GUESS AS I'M GROWING UP, MY PALETTE HAS GOTTEN MUCH MORE REFINED... FEEL LIKE I HARDLY CONNECT TO PEOPLE TO PEOPLE VIA SOCIAL NETWORKING ANYMORE (DOES LURKING COUNT?) AND THAT I'M OUT LIVING LIFE AND ENJOYING WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER... FEEL LIKE MY DAYS OF READING SNARKY GOSSIPS BLOGS ARE FINALLY BEHIND ME AND I CAN SETTLE INTO MY NEW AUTHENTIC LIFE. THINK I MIGHT BUY SOME FLANNEL SHIRTS TO SHOW THAT I'M NOT THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT FASHION AND START LISTENING TO MORE OLDER MUSIC... SEEMS LIKE MUSIC WAS MORE AUTHENTIC WHEN IT WASN'T "TOTALLY FUCKING EASY TO MAKE ON A COMPUTER" AND BANDS LIKE THE BEATLES WERE LO-FI AND USING FOUR TRACKS... THINK I MIGHT CRAIGSLIST A TASCAM AND TRY TO JUMP ON THIS WHOLE "LO-FI" THING THAT I THINK THE BEATLES/WAVVES ARE KINDA PIONEERING... 














WHICH ALBUM MAKES BETTER USE OF AN 8-TRACK ANALOG RECORDER / IS MORE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE LO-FI MOVEMENT??







IT'S JUST WEIRD... I KNOW I'VE GOT A LOT OF BIG/IMPORTANT THINGS/FEELINGS TO EXPRESS BUT SOMETIMES YR JUST CAUGHT BETWEEN SO MANY CONFLICTING TRENDS... I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW, LISTEN TO KIIS FM AND READ A LIL GOSSIP... I'M SICK OF FEELING DISCONNECTED FROM POPULAR CULTURE... I FEEL LIKE DEEP DOWN INSIDE I'M DRIVEN BY MY CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE AND NOW I AM A BETTER + MORE AUTHENTIC PERSON BECAUSE OF IT. I WILL NOT READ GOSSIP BLOGS. I WILL NOT WATCH AWARD SHOWS. I WILL NOT FLY PLACES. I WILL NOT GO TO CONCERTS. I WILL NOT WATCH REALITY TELEVISION. I WILL NOT DOWNLOAD MP3S. I WILL NOT BUY CLOTHES WITH (TOO OBVIOUS OF) AN IDENTIFIABLE BRAND. I WILL NOT SHOP AT IKEA. I WILL NOT HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON / PATRICK SWAYZE MEMORIAL MARATHON OR ANY SORT OF 80'S THEMED PARTY. I WILL NOT HANG OUT IN HOLLYWOOD. I WILL NO LONGER SHROUD MYSELF IN IRONY. I WILL BE SINCERE. I WILL BE REAL. I WILL BE AUTHENTIC. I WILL SING LIKE NOBODY IS LISTENING. I WILL CONNECT VIA BEING OUTDOORS / LISTENING TO VINYL. I WILL WEAR DRAB COLORS. I WILL NOT CRY WHEN A CELEBRITY DIES. I WILL NOT COLOR MY HAIR. I WILL SETTLE DOWN AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE LIL INDIE KIDS AND LIVE IN A RURAL AREA SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN MAKE MUSIC + RELEASE IT ON VINYL. I WILL LOOK FORWARD INSTEAD OF LOOKING BACK ON THE YEARS THAT I WAS AN ASSHOLE WITH NOSTALGIA (JUST KIDDING). MOST IMPORTANTLY, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE AS AUTHENTIC AS I CAN POSSIBLY BE IN MY CLOTHING + LIFESTYLE CHOICES. 

I'M GLAD THAT AT LEAST WHENEVER I AM IN A PSEUDO-EXISTENTIAL + REFLECTIVE MOOD I CAN SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD (WHOEVER LURKS MY SHIT). THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME, INTERNET. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND + MY ONE TRUE LOVE, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOVE ME BACK. THAT'S WHY I TAKE SO MANY PICTURES OF MYSELF - I'M GLAD THAT I CAN BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND BE ABLE TO OPEN UP MY MACBOOK AND SEE MYSELF STARING BACK AT ME. I AM ME. I AM THE FUTURE. I AM FREE. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT DOESN'T MATTER


IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU JUST BOUGHT A FRESH BENTLEY!!



SET THE RICH ON FIRE AND STEAL THEIR SHOES

Sunday, September 13, 2009

PRINCESS DI


SO I WAS AT THE SWAP MEET TODAY AND I CAME ACROSS THIS REALLY SWEET PICTURE OF PRINCESS DI AND PRINCE CHARLES FROM 1981. I WAS STARING AT IT FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE OLD FILIPINO LADY WHO RAN THE BOOTH CAME UP TO ME AND SAID "THAT'S PRINCE CHARLES AND PRINCESS DI... THAT WAS A SAD DAY" AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH... THAT KINDA WAS A SAD DAY" AND I TOTALLY REMEMBERED WHERE I WAS WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS (IN FRONT OF ST. MARY'S, FROM MY MA) AND SO I ASKED HER HOW MUCH SHE WANTED FOR THE PICTURE AND SHE TOLD ME "MMM... TEN DOLLARS" AND I SAID "TEN DOLLARS?? SERIOUSLY? HOW ABOUT TWO? I'LL GIVE YOU TWO DOLLARS FOR THIS PICTURE" AND SHE JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND AND SAID "MMM... NO. SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL" AND JUST TOTALLY WALKED AWAY... DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER WITH BARTERING WITH ME FOR IT. YOU GOTTA KINDA RESPECT THAT. BUT THEN, OF COURSE, AFTER BEING HOME FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS I WAS STARTING TO REALLY WISH I HAD JUST SHELLED OUT THE TEN BUCKS AND BOUGHT THE PICTURE... AND SO THE WOLFF CAME OVER AND AFTER I LAMENTED THE WHOLE STORY TO HIM HE WAS JUST LIKE "MAN, IT'S 2009. YOU CAN GET THEM SHITS OFF THE INTERNET AND PRINT IT OUT YOURSELF". TAKE THAT, LADY.


Friday, September 11, 2009

NEVER FORGET


Thursday, September 10, 2009

YESSS



THE DETROIT PISTONS GETTING FUCKED UP IN NBA JAM: TOURNAMENT EDITION BY AN ALL-STAR TEAM OF BILL CLINTON AND MIKE D... SUCK ON THAT, TERRY MILLS!!

Monday, September 7, 2009

POST SATURDAY MORNING


I MEANT TO THROW ALL OF THIS UP ON SATURDAY MORNING BUT THEN I GOT DRUNK AND WENT TO FUCK YEAH FEST (A.K.A. FUCKING WEAK FEST) AND GOT SUNBURNED AND FELL ASLEEP. BUT THIS THIS IS HOW I SPENT SATURDAY MORNING (THE HEAT IS A BITCH, NOBODY I KNOW CAN SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT)...




















YES PLEASE







Thursday, September 3, 2009

1080


ROB HAYWOOD VERSUS ROB HAYWOOD... CRYSTAL PEAK!


I CAN'T STAND MYSELF



Wednesday, September 2, 2009

THE DEEPSEA GOES


CAN'T IMAGINE THERE'S ANYBODY WHO READS THIS THING THAT DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS, BUT IF YOU DON'T AND YOU LIKE YR SHIT LOUD (AND IF YOU DON'T, YR A PUSSY) THAN GO DOWNLOAD THIS NEW RECORD. THEY HAVE A CUTE LIL 'PAY WHAT YOU WANT' OPTION JUST IN CASE YR A DICK WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN KARMA. OR YOU CAN DONATE TEN BUCKS TOWARDS PAUL'S SEX CHANGE OPERATION, IT'S REALLY YR CALL. TURN IT ON AND TURN IT UP. GO SEE THEM LIVE AND HURT YR EARS. YOU'LL BE STOKED THAT YOU DID. BONGS UP DUDES.



BEN GAZZARA


EFFORTLESSLY COOL:









FROM 'KILLING OF A CHINESE BOOKIE' (OBVIOUSLY)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

MOHAMMED'S RADIO MEDITATION


 but i couldn't remember what i was thinking about when i woke up so i walked around back and forth up and down the hall looked out the windows for awhile and read a book, not mine, called i and jahrastafari while i drank tecates from the night before and smoked some of my cigarettes just kind of hanging around this gravel pit... and i'm there with her in ensenada and i'm here in echo park and i started to get very depressed when i couldn't find the dodger game on the radio - it's hard enough to even find a radio lately, try going to somebody's house and asking if you can borrow their radio... but basically soon anyways after two of the tecates i started to feel a little bit better in that sense that my guts didn't feel too nuts anymore and i was able to calm down a little bit and focus on the book, a different book, pynchon, har har - remember years ago trying to read gravity's rainbow as i slugged across england thinking i would like to feel some connection - but here i am, tired and bored and as boring as ever and i would at least like to be able to say i don't have a cellular phone but i do, i have one and thinking about it got me so bummed out that i remember what i had been thinking about when i woke up, i remembered, i was thinking about something i had been thinking about the night before - the night before i couldn't remember exactly everything about everywhere i was but i know i had listened to the dodgers and they had lost, the bums, after a solid four inning lead and it was still a really great night in the sense that the air was really nice and warm and it was sometime in the early part of the week and i was in somebody's passenger seat driving somewhere and drinking modelos that had gotten warm in the car throughout the night - i was drinking and drinking and when i woke up my guts had felt nuts and i had wanted to puke but then low and behold i got some song stuck in my head and i forgot all about it, but while i had been drinking those warm modelos i had gotten that nurse from the phantom of liberty - which to be sure i hadn't seen in years - stuck in my head, i started thinking about her caught out in the rain and i couldn't remember if she'd been driving a car or riding a bike but i guess when i was drinking those modelos, that nurse was on a bike and she was lost in the rain and i was playing cards with myself and tapping little riddims on an old oak table and i was feeling good and just old enough to realize that life goes on, to see myself as some future me sitting drunk at some late night mass and missing myself more than ever... i was sitting in the hollywood hawaiian hotel, i was listening to the air conditioner hum... it went "mmm oooh ahhhhh ooo"...

Monday, August 31, 2009

BRAKHAGE





I STILL BELIEVE




DAMN


HOPE SANDOVAL IS PLAYING AT HOLLYWOOD FOREVER ON SEPTEMBER 29TH (THE SAME NIGHT AS SY AT THE WILTERN)... WHAT A FUCKED UP DECISION TO HAVE TO MAKE...

Saturday, August 29, 2009

TOTALLY




HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER...

SEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Friday, August 28, 2009

KATHY BUSH


MEANT TO POST ALL OF THESE MONTHS AND MONTHS AGO BUT FIREFOX QUIT AND I LOST ALL THE TABS AND THEN I PROBABLY GOT DRUNK/HIGH AND FORGOT ABOUT IT. THAT VIDEO OF HER ON RAZZAMATAZZ  WAS A BITCH TO FIND AGAIN, TOO... WHO CAN REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE "RAZZAMATAZZ" AFTER THREE MONTHS OF HARD LIVIN'? ANYWAYS, ENJOY...









MMMMMMMMMMMM....

PLUOTS


ON A QUEST AT WORK TO TRY TO TRACK DOWN SOME PLUOTS BY LUNCHTIME. THEY'RE A HYBRID OF A PLUM AND AN APRICOT AND THEY'RE IN SEASON AND THEY SOUND SOOO DELICIOUS.



I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIND, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE????

Thursday, August 27, 2009

BERTO


I WISH THEY HAD THE WHOLE SEGMENT. I USED TO HAVE A PRINT OF A SHOT FROM THAT SCENE WHERE EVERYBODY IS CONGREGATED AROUND THE DUDE IN THE PURPLE THAT I LOVED, BUT I LEFT IT ON A BUS IN DENVER. "OH WELL"...



P.S. IMAGINE HOW SHITTY LIFE WOULD BE WITHOUT LOU REED...



MOVE FAST


GG ALLIN COVERING ZEVON'S "CARMELITA" WITH A SYRINGE STUCK IN THE HEAD OF THE GUITAR:


OH WELL




Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009