Monday, May 31, 2010

IRIS


Saturday, May 29, 2010

TK


IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME REVELATION, GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR (GOOD) FRIENDS. I LIKE PREDICTIONS AND I PREDICT THAT EVERYBODY COOL I KNOW WILL BE LIVING IN NOLA BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR (AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST). THE VIBES ARE ALL FRESH. ADIOS TO THE MAY GRAY AND HELLO TO THE JUNE BLUME.

ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME, MAGRITTE.

Friday, May 28, 2010

PURPLE BRAIN


I CAME SO CLOSE TO EXPLAINING TO ALEX LAST NIGHT MY STATE OF MIND AND HOW I'VE BEEN THINKING AND WRITING, BUT I THINK THESE THREE VIDEOS DO A WAYYY BETTER JOB OF SHOWING WHAT GOES ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. JUST ADD THE GONZ SHREDDING SOME EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS AND A POPOL VUH SOUNDTRACK PERFORMED BY MARTIN REV, ALAN VEGA AND CHRISTOPHER WALLACE TRIPPING OUT ON DM. HOT DICE.

SUMMER IS READY WHEN YOU ARE.




Tuesday, May 25, 2010

DOUBLE DUTCH PT. 2












PRETTY OBVIOUS HOW THE ARC OF THE DAY IS GOING BUT I'M FEELING JUST FINE. CALIFORNIA IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL. TIME TO GRAB SOME DRUGS AND CRUISE TO VASQUEZ... AGAIN, OBVIOUS.

VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS LET'S GO LET'S DISAPPEAR LET'S GO

ANT IN ALASKA


Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

MMMM

FINALLY GONNA GET TO SEE TRASH HUMPERS TOMORROW... NEW BRET EASTON ELLIS NEXT MONTH + RUN DMT WITH SUN ARAW. ART IS FUN, SKATING IS COOL BUT HARD AND I WRECKED MY ANKLE BUT OH WELL, I BORROWED THE CHOCOLATE VHS BOXSET AND GOT A NEW DECK. I H8 NY AND I LOVE LA AND I MISS NO. IF THE DODGERS HOLD OUT ONE MORE INNING IT'LL BE NINE WINS IN A ROW. I GOT A BUNCH OF BLANK TAPES... I MADE YOU SOMETHING TWO WEEKS AGO BUT THEN I DECIDED NOT TO MAIL IT AFTER WE DIDN'T TALK AGAIN AFTER THAT ONE NIGHT... OH WELL AGAIN. CASEY BLAKE JUST HIT A HOME RUN AND I'VE GOT THE BETTER HALF OF A BOTTLE OF DEWAR'S TO HANG WITH. IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY AND I'M SORE AND COVERED IN GLUE AND ASPHALT. I NEED A COLD SHOWER AND A WARM BEER. OH, LIFE.

DUTY NOW


Saturday, May 15, 2010

Friday, May 14, 2010

LAUGHING OUT LOUD





THERE WAS A BUNCH MORE THAT RULED BUT APPARENTLY THE COUNCIL OF ROYAL PUSSIES GOT TOGETHER AND UNANIMOUSLY VOTED TO "DISABLE EMBEDDING BY REQUEST". DILLIGAF.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

MAN

I'M GLAD THAT I'M ALIVE AND THAT I'M ME AND DON'T GOTTA BE ANYBODY ELSE. I'M GLAD THAT I'M NOT ME THREE YEARS AGO, AND I'M REALLY GLAD I THAT I DON'T HAVE A TWITTER. I JUST HEARD SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE PLASTIC CRUNCHING. THE MORNING IS A TRIP, TIME TO GET UP AND GET AROUND.