COOLER THAN Y'ALL

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DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT LAST ENTRY BUT I AGREE WITH IT. SPENT $800 BUCKS IN THE LAST THREE DAYS AND I'M ALREADY $1,600 DOLLARS IN DEBT. FUCK MONEY LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT KILL YRSELF KILL YRSELF KILL YR TV KILL YRSELF.

QUARTER LIFE CRISIS

IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME IT'S ALL THE SAME PLEASE GET ME TO DENVER.

#1 JAM

XANXIBAR

HOT JAM

BONA DRAG

MAYBE NOTHING IS AS BIG OF A BUMMER AS HAVING TO LISTEN TO YR FRIENDS FUCKING..

THIS NIGHT HAS OPENED MY EYES

MOST OF THE TIME I DON'T SLEEP AT ALL BUT WHENEVER I DO I FEEL LIKE I ROSE FROM THE DEAD IN THE MORNING. ENDLESS BUMMER 2010. THANKS CALIFORNIA. FOR SO LONG I COULDN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HANG OUT SOMEWHERE FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT NOW I JUST WISH I COULD BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE. OH CRUEL IRONY. MELODRAMATICISM. WISH I READ MORE BOOKS. WHATEVER, I'M DRAGGING MY SHIT THROUGH A BAYOU. LIQUID DIET. I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A JANITOR LAST NIGHT AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT IS A FEW LEFTOVER BUDWEISERS. PEOPLE TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT POLITICS AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW I USED TO BE (I THINK THAT I'M OK WITH LETTING THAT PART OF ME GO). I ONLY DREAM ABOUT THREE THINGS: TRYING TO FIND SOMEPLACE TO EAT, A SHITTY CREEK, AND WALKING UP THE STAIRS OF MY OLD APARTMENT IN THE SUN AND FINDING YOU THERE. WHO EVEN KNOWS ALL OF THE REGRETS THAT THOSE DREAMS REPRESENT. BUT MISTAKES ARE MY THING AND THEY'RE THE ONLY THING THAT I'M GOOD AT MAKING, AND I'M DRUNK EARLY AGAIN, AND FUCK OFF, IT COULD BE WORSE, I COULD STILL BE IN HELLOGOODBYE.

P.S. CALL ME WHEN YOU THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR.

DEEP CUTS

THIS CAME ON PANDORA YESTERDAY (FULL DISCLOSURE: WE WERE LISTENING TO "ATLAS SOUND RADIO" AT WORK) AND TOTALLY TOOK ME BACK. MY BEST FRIEND USED TO SAY SHE HATED LIVE RECORDINGS, BUT SOMETIMES THEY'RE BETTER.

PREVIEWS

OK, I FEEL LIKE I ONLY HIT THIS THING UP WHEN I'M WAY TOO STONED AT A WEIRD HOUR, BUT GODDAMN IF THESE AREN'T THE BEST TWO PREVIEWS I'VE SEEN IN YEARS. MY FAVORITE PART OF WATCHING OLDER VIDEOS WHEN I WAS A KID WAS THE OLD PREVIEWS FOR MOVIES THAT I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF. MY PS3 HAS BEEN FUCKING UP DVDS FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS AND I'M STARTING TO RUN OUT OF VHS TAPES. SOOOOO INSTEAD OF WATCHING AFTER HOURS (WHICH FINALLY WENT BACK ON NETTY INSTANT) AS PLANNED I'M STUCK WATCHING DAWN OF THE DEAD. YEAH, IT COULD BE WORSE, WHATEVER. BUT YES, ANYWAYS, THESE PREVIEWS:

AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER THAT THEY WERE POSTED BY THE SAME GUY. HOPEFULLY THAT DUDE WENT THROUGH A SIMILAR SITUATION AS I DID AND IT INSPIRED HIM TO START UP A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT AND UPLOAD AMAZING PREVIEWS. PLUS HE'S SPANISH WHICH IS COOL. THE ONLY THING UNCOOL ABOUT HIM IS THAT FACT THAT HE CALLS THEM "TRAILERS" AND NOT "PREVIEWS". WHEN DID PEOPLE STOP SAYING "PREVIEWS"? OR "BOOGIE BOARD"? I'M TOO STONED. LAAAAATTTTERRR.

SO LONG AGO, SO CLEAR

MY BRAIN HURTS

NO PARENTS!!

WOW

FEELS LIKE I LOST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT LIKE CELINE SAID, IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW. SUMMER RULES, OPEN UP.

WHEEZ THE JUICEE!!

PURE PHASE

BONA DRAG

RESTLESS NIGHTS, OUT ON THE DECK, JUST HUMMIN' AROUND. HANGING OUT WITH MARY STEENBURGLAR. COFFEE TAFFY, ANXIOUS ENGINE. TIME AFTER TIME, I WISH I WAS IN DENVER.

GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN

I KNOW YOU KNOW

THINGS I DON'T REMEMBER

WALKING AROUND LOST IN NY OR MAYBE SOMEWHERE ELSE, GETTING LOST AT THE SUPERMARKET, WATCHING A COMMERCIAL BEING FILMED UNDERNEATH A GIANT BILLBOARD IN LA, A PRIVATE CONVERSATION ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A BOAT AND EVERYBODY ON THE BOAT, IF THEY'RE NOT EATING, IS PLAYING A PIANO. I WAS JUST IN THE BACKSEAT BUT I COULD SEE YOU GETTING SMALLER AS YOU WATERED SOME PLANTS. THEY WERE ALL IN THE POOL BUT I HAD TO CHANGE SOME TIRES. I DON'T THINK IT WAS NY, I THINK IT WAS UP IN THE MOUNTAINS. THERE WAS A ROAD SOMEWHERE BUT BETWEEN WHERE IT OPENED AND IT EMPTIED, I CAN BARELY REMEMBER ANYTHING ANYMORE.

SATURDAY MORNING PT. 2

SUN'S SO BRIGHT THAT IT'S BURNING OUT MY EYES. BREWS FOR BREKKY IN A BEAUTIFUL BACKYARD. DOGGIE DOGGIE TAPPIN MY TOES. JAMES BROWN. GOTTA GET MYSELF UP. MIND CRUISES ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. TOTALLY BLISSED OUT. WISH I WAS IN HUM OR MEXICO. 'CRUISING THE MALECON'. FREE PARTIES. GET SOME LIQUOR A LIL LATER AND KEEP MOTORVATING. TIGER EYES.

IN HEAVEN, EVERYTHING IS FINE.

THAT'S NOT ME

THAT'S NOT ME-JUNK CULTURE from PAT VAMOS on Vimeo.

MAHALO

IT'S ALRIGHT IN THE TREETOPS IT'S ALRIGHT IN THE WATER

JOSEPH WOOD

NIGHT IN

FINALLY, A NIGHT IN. ANCHOR STEAM AND XANAX, A SOUND COLLAGE AND SOME FAT ALBERT. NOW IT'S OFF TO DULLES FOR A LATE NIGHT SESH. BOREDOMS SOUNDTRACK. GOOD VIBES.

THE WORM EATERS

I TURN AROUND AGAIN

IRIS

TK

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME REVELATION, GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR (GOOD) FRIENDS. I LIKE PREDICTIONS AND I PREDICT THAT EVERYBODY COOL I KNOW WILL BE LIVING IN NOLA BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR (AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST). THE VIBES ARE ALL FRESH. ADIOS TO THE MAY GRAY AND HELLO TO THE JUNE BLUME.

ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME, MAGRITTE.

PURPLE BRAIN

I CAME SO CLOSE TO EXPLAINING TO ALEX LAST NIGHT MY STATE OF MIND AND HOW I'VE BEEN THINKING AND WRITING, BUT I THINK THESE THREE VIDEOS DO A WAYYY BETTER JOB OF SHOWING WHAT GOES ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. JUST ADD THE GONZ SHREDDING SOME EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS AND A POPOL VUH SOUNDTRACK PERFORMED BY MARTIN REV, ALAN VEGA AND CHRISTOPHER WALLACE TRIPPING OUT ON DM. HOT DICE.

SUMMER IS READY WHEN YOU ARE.

DOUBLE DUTCH PT. 2

PRETTY OBVIOUS HOW THE ARC OF THE DAY IS GOING BUT I'M FEELING JUST FINE. CALIFORNIA IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL. TIME TO GRAB SOME DRUGS AND CRUISE TO VASQUEZ... AGAIN, OBVIOUS.

VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS LET'S GO LET'S DISAPPEAR LET'S GO

ANT IN ALASKA

SHELLEY DUVALL

MORRIS LOUIS

DOUBLE DUTCH

MMMM

FINALLY GONNA GET TO SEE TRASH HUMPERS TOMORROW... NEW BRET EASTON ELLIS NEXT MONTH + RUN DMT WITH SUN ARAW. ART IS FUN, SKATING IS COOL BUT HARD AND I WRECKED MY ANKLE BUT OH WELL, I BORROWED THE CHOCOLATE VHS BOXSET AND GOT A NEW DECK. I H8 NY AND I LOVE LA AND I MISS NO. IF THE DODGERS HOLD OUT ONE MORE INNING IT'LL BE NINE WINS IN A ROW. I GOT A BUNCH OF BLANK TAPES... I MADE YOU SOMETHING TWO WEEKS AGO BUT THEN I DECIDED NOT TO MAIL IT AFTER WE DIDN'T TALK AGAIN AFTER THAT ONE NIGHT... OH WELL AGAIN. CASEY BLAKE JUST HIT A HOME RUN AND I'VE GOT THE BETTER HALF OF A BOTTLE OF DEWAR'S TO HANG WITH. IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY AND I'M SORE AND COVERED IN GLUE AND ASPHALT. I NEED A COLD SHOWER AND A WARM BEER. OH, LIFE.

DUTY NOW

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

THERE WAS A BUNCH MORE THAT RULED BUT APPARENTLY THE COUNCIL OF ROYAL PUSSIES GOT TOGETHER AND UNANIMOUSLY VOTED TO "DISABLE EMBEDDING BY REQUEST". DILLIGAF.

TROOF

MAN

I'M GLAD THAT I'M ALIVE AND THAT I'M ME AND DON'T GOTTA BE ANYBODY ELSE. I'M GLAD THAT I'M NOT ME THREE YEARS AGO, AND I'M REALLY GLAD I THAT I DON'T HAVE A TWITTER. I JUST HEARD SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE PLASTIC CRUNCHING. THE MORNING IS A TRIP, TIME TO GET UP AND GET AROUND.

STREET TALKIN

WTF??

WHO STILL BUYS VINYL?? IT'S 2010, IT'S LIKE... CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A TAPE DECK? GET WITH THE PROGRAM: TAAAAAAPES.

UP EARLY

NOTHING COMPARES 2 U (PART II)

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU...

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

TOO COOL

OH P.S.

REALIZING THAT I CALLED THE DUCKTAILS BLOW UP LAST SUMMER, SEE IF RUN DMT DOESN'T BLOW UP THIS SUMMER, EVEN THOUGH HE SHOULD HAVE OVER SIX MONTHS AGO. HIT UP THE CURATORIAL CLUB TO GET A COPY OF THE TAPE THAT INCLUDES BOTH 'BONG VOYAGE' AND 'GET RIPPED OR DIE TRYING' AND REMEMBER WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT IT WHEN YR DOING ALL OF THOSE DRUGS THIS SUMMER. AND CALL ME AND SHARE.

P.S. MY BAD, I JUST CHECKED THE WEBSITE AND THE TAPE IS OUT OF PRINT NOW. GOOD THING ME AND THE WOLFF GOT 2/20 OF DEM SUCKKKKKERS.. SO GO BLOG SEARCH THAT SHIT.

P.P.S VERY OBVI THAT SUN ARAW IS GONNA BLOW UP THIS YEAR..

NYC + NOLA

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED (ESPECIALLY IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS) IT'S THAT LIFE IS AWESOME AND DUMB AND FUCKED AND WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO BESIDE GET RID OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS AND SELL YOUR CAR AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN AND GET DRUNK WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND HANG OUT ON A RIVER OR SOMETHING AND GET STONED AND WATCH "TOYS" OR EAT SOME POPSICLES OR SOMETHING. LIFE IS A STRESS CASE AND LIFE IS BEYOND COOL AND IF I KNEW HOW TO WORK THE INTERNET I WOULD MAKE THIS A BETTER WEBSITE AND POST MUSIC, BUT THIS TAPE SHOULD BE DONE ANYWAYS BY THE END OF THE MONTH AND WE'LL SEE WHAT GOES ON FROM THERE. I LOVE MY LIFE EVEN THOUGH I FUCK UP AND IT'S HARD TO SLEEP AND I HAVE NO MONEY AND NOBODY TO EVER BAIL ME OUT. I LIKE BEING BROKE AND SOMETIMES IT'S EVEN COOL BEING ALONE.

DETROIT ROCK SHITTY.

NOTHING COMPARES 2 U

(srsly)

GONZ

HOLY SHIT

I STARTED WATCHING THIS WHILE I WAS STONED AND I THOUGHT THAT I HAD ACCIDENTALLY PUT ON A MR. SHOW TAPE. THE FIRST MINUTE AND A HALF (UP UNTIL THE SNARKY "I DON'T KNOW... BUT SOMEBODY SURE DOESN'T LIKE CATS" BOMB) BLEW MY MIND OUT OF THE BACK OF MY SKULL AND INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S LIVING ROOM. SOOO... SORRY ABOUT THE MESS MR. HERRERA.

LURKIN HARD OR HARDLY LURKIN?

YEAH, SO WHAT IF I DID? YR A NARCY FOR NEEDING TO KNOW IN THE FIRST PLACE. LIKE ANYBODY ELSE IS ANY DIFFERENT...

P.S. YR A NARCY IF YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOU.

BELATED N.Y.R.

AFTER REALIZING THAT I MISSED THE DOLPHINS INTO THE FUTURE SHOW AT L'KEG (BY TEN FUCKING DAYS) MY BELATED NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO MAKE A BOOKMARK MENU OF ANY AND ALL PROJECTS THAT I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN AND THE RELEVANT LINKS TO THEIR WEBPAGES / BLOGS. AFTER SPENDING TWENTY BUCKS I DIDN'T HAVE ON TAPES AND 7"s THIS MORNING, THIS PLAN ALSO SEEMS LIKE IT WILL KEEP ME SWIMMING IN ART AS OPPOSED TO DRUGS. I SHOULD PROBABLY DO LESS DRUGS. I'M SUPPOSED TO MOVE AND I GOT A RAISE. LIFE'S ALWAYS FUNKY.

SUN DAY

THE SUN IS SHINING + I'VE GOT GOOD SMELLS IN MY NOSE.

MADE IN U.S.A.