I WANT TO BE AN AMERICANA BRO. I WANT TO HAVE IRONIC FACIAL HAIR. I WANT TO WEAR A VEST + COOL SHOES (BOOTS? TOPSIDERS??). I WANT A COOL BELT. I WANT TO LAUGH A LOT AT IRONIC THINGS ON YOUTUBE AND DRINK IRONIC DOMESTIC BEER AND BE COOL AT PARTIES WITH COOL CHIX.
NON-IRONIC 1994 AFFIRMATION: I AM DRINKING MANGO MADNESS AND BEATING MK1 WITH RAIDEN AND:
