OUTTIE

OFF TO NEW ORLEANS. CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I STAYED IN ONE PLACE FOR SO LONG. ALL I WANT IS A CLEAR HEAD.

BIG WILLY STYLE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY! I LOVE YOU...

HUM

THAT TIME'A YEAR...

BONUS: A TRUNCATED VERSION, BUT LISTEN TO THAT FEEDBACK.

ATTN:

LISTEN BUDDY, YOU CAN CHURCH UP THE NAME OF YOUR COMPANY ALL YOU WANT (OOOH, OAK HARBOR FREIGHT LINES, HOW REFINED) AND TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOING FOR SOME KIND OF "AUTUMN IN ROCHESTER" VIBE WITH THE ARTWORK BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YER DRIVING AROUND IN A TRUCK WITH FIVE GIANT RASTAFARIAN VAGINAS ON IT. WAY TO GO, CHAMP.

DEAR JESSE

PLEASE STOP DRINKING.

LOVE, JESSE.

"WHAT HAPPENED?"

CAN'T BELIEVE MARC'S GETTING MARRIED. WHAT AM I DOING? I'M LOSING IT. TOO MUCH DEWAR'S AND TOO MANY OLD NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS. I'M GONNA BE FINE, OK? OK, OK, OK, OK.

SUN ARAW! DUCKTAILS! TONIGHT!!

IF YR NOT GOING TO THIS TONIGHT, YR PRETTY SORRY!!